New Year's Resolution Generator

Normally people rattle off the usual New Year's resolutions. Like:

• Lose Weight!
• Get In Shape!
• Call My Mom!

If this is you — come on! You know how futile that is! So, why not get ridiculous with the resolutions you'll never keep? And, here's the thing to help you do just that! Just scroll down, and click the "Do It!" button.